What The Fuck

After pondering uselessly for a rather long time about what I could name this article I landed on What The Fuck after a lot of thought. Aptly named I think, given what its about.
   While chatting up a really close friend of mine the fact that their exams were conducted on a Sunday was brought to my notice. And you can imagine how shocked, how utterly stunned out of my senses I was when I heard of this. What sort of a person would, could come up with a plan this atrocious, this nefarious. Even the most crooked, vile and evil will not dream or dare of scheming in such a manner. The Omen story line pales in comparison. Seriously! Goebbels and Mengele have been bested, by light years at that. Egad! Even black metal bands cannot comprehend such a dark school of thought. This indeed is something only the likes of the Prince of Darkness (not fuggen' Ozzy, Satan you moron!), could come up with. That too on a really, really good fucking day. No Joke. Really.
      Though look at the sheer genius of it. Taking together two polar opposites and combing them like never before to mentally numb the populace. Sunday, the day between Saturday and Monday, the day that was meant for us to be free, unshackled and unfettered with the complications our mundane lives brought upon us on the other days. Most of all, the day that was meant for us quite literally, to worship the Sun in all its glory.
   And then friggin' exams. The things students dread the most. Sheets of white paper that in no way tests the ability, but tortures the living daylights out of the students. The reason other evils like copying/cheating, bribery, forgery and on a more serious note, suicides and the lot are perpetuated.
      Yeah, its a stroke of sheer genius mixing these two so effectively. And I intend to protest most vehemently and extend my arm out in support to that poor lot of students who currently are suffering in the reign of something so evil........ well, words fail me and you ought to have gotten the idea by now.