A big frickin' pain in the arse. Really BIG. Completely self-obsessed,obnoxious,egoistical! More derogatory albeit true stuff on its way.
Absolutely lazy. Sloths try hard but fail miserably.
I usually spend time envisaging brutally gory deaths, that for some reason happen only to people I, for some other reason do not like. Hmmm.
Razor sharp tongue. Which wags often.
"Downright Arsehole" is what wikiquote has to say about me Attributed to everyone who's met me. Though some say its out of affection. Again hmmm.
Chaos is something I need to thrive.
Inborn insanity adds that certain something to my character.
Thoroughly reckless motorist, though I take care never to inconvenience my fellow motorists.
Often pessimistic and cynical and all of which is expressed through sarcasm. To the half-wits reading, ponder as to whether this is sarcastic, and then thank me for having
something to do for the rest of your lives.
More or less modest.
And yeah, I'm always lost, amongst bleak, dark, abysmal, bottomless nothingness usually.
Ponder on.